Armenians have two cows :

they don't know exactly why, but they're upset with that fact
in fact, they're upset with everything
and they rant all they long about that fact
eventually one of the cows dies
they go to freedom square and rant how it's the president's fault

Armenians have two cows
they send them to Yerevan
At first the one w/ black mark on the face becomes the president
then after 8 years white cow takes over the office

local cows and bulls are left put of the game
Locals don't like / local cows & Bulls go on strike

The only difference of Armenian Cows and other cows is - armenian cows don't get milked - they just milk the rest of the nation